Saturday, February 05, 2011

Aliens

“Maybe we’ve got them demoralized.” -Hudson

Continuing with the Alien blu-ray box set I treated myself to, here are my thoughts on “Aliens.”

I watched the director’s cut this time. My default is to watch the theatrical version unless I know that the director honestly prefers the director’s cut. There’s an intro to the director’s cut where Cameron states that he prefers this version - as well as my friend Kong's urging to watch the extended version. 20+ minutes were cut for the theatrical version. Multiplexes weren’t around in 1986 and there was more pressure to keep movies to a two-hour limit so that theaters could show more viewings per day.

This, like “Alien,” is an amazing film. Considering the precedent “Alien” set, Cameron pulled off a tremendous feat of writing and directing the sequel. There are many things to talk about, but I’ll throw out my thoughts on the editing, the story and characters, the acting, and the special effects.

The film starts out with an immediate continuation from the first - Ripley’s ship being rescued. It’s not always possible, but to immediately continue where the last movie left off lends a nice continuity. Yes, it was 50 years later, but that was spent with Ripley floating around space in the deep freeze. During her rescue there is a very nice dissolve of Ripley’s face matching the earth - a little too on-the-nose symbolism, perhaps, but a nice effect.

Storytelling and editing merge wonderfully in the movie to establish a smart pace. Shortly after Ripley’s rescue, we have a scene where an alien bursts out of Ripley’s chest, which is then revealed to be a dream. Not an original technique, but not only does this effectively ratchet up the tension quickly, it also establishes Ripley’s psychology and phobia. Later, the evidence of a ferocious battle, the acid holes in the floor, etc., in the first reconnaissance squad scene help to foreshadow things to come as well as tightening the tension. The scene where Ripley washes Newt’s face is tender, superbly-acted, and yet also accomplishes another click on the ratchet of tension with the following dialogue:

Ripley: “Newt. Look at me. Where are they?” (Newt’s parents)
Newt: “They’re dead, allright? Can I go now?”
Ripley: “Don’t you think you’d be safer here with us?”
[Newt shakes her head]
Ripley: “These people are here to protect you - they’re soldiers.”
Newt (quietly): “It won’t make any difference.”


The tension continues to build when Ripley discovers that they’re near cooling tanks during the "rescue" mission, relays this information to Lieutenant Gorman who then commands Sergeant Apone to retrieve the squad’s ammo. The squad then discovers the not-quite dead colonist, her chest bursts, they torch the wriggling alien and then, finally, we see the aliens. After they get “their ass kicked,” the situation goes from bad to worse until the firefight ensues with Aliens coming out of the ceiling and the floor. All the gloves are off at that point, and it hurdles along to its conclusion. It was skillful and brave to hold off introducing the aliens until the pacing called for it - an hour or more into the movie (something like that) and not bore your audience in the meantime. In the commentary, Cameron notes that the studio felt the lead-up to the aliens reveal was too long and scenes prior to the reveal were cut.

One of these is the scene wherein Burke tells Ripley that her daughter is dead. It’s central to Ripley’s character and her relationship with Newt later - it helps fortify Ripley’s instincts towards Newt. Additional scenes that were cut are the scene of Newt’s family going to the derelict alien spacecraft and the scene where the working stiffs inside the facility kick the kids out of a work area. These scenes establish the notion that colonists with families were working there, but its omission in the theatrical version was less of a disappointment in my eyes to find left out than the Burke/Ripley scene. Both Newt’s parents and the working stiffs are (as always, in my humble opinion) the least-talented performances in the movie. The creators also admit that the tension around the alien derelict ship was much better in the first movie.

Overall, though, the acting is very good. Sigourney Weaver earned an Oscar nomination - something unheard of for a science fiction movie at that time. This was well-deserved - she is really good.

Cameron relates in the commentary how Weaver wanted 3 things in the movie that she didn’t get - she wanted to die, she didn’t want any guns (what?! Cameron rightfully chuckles at this), and she wanted to make love to the alien (interesting - eeeew). He notes that, thankfully, she didn’t get any of these, but when her power increased in the subsequent films, she got what she wanted - which is probably why those movies suck. It’s also probably why she is painfully absent for the commentary. We've seen Cameron be a huge dick on live TV, so I'd like to get Weaver's perspective - it's disappointing that she isn't on this commentary. He also notes that although he respects that the directors in the final films had their own vision, he was disappointed that they didn’t honor the “family” relationships - Ripley, Hicks and Newt. I am going to watch them since I had to buy them as part of the set, but I don’t think I’m going to reverse my previous opinions of the first two being really great films and the final two being disappointments.

I also HAVE to mention Michael Biehn who plays Corporal Hicks. His performance is brilliant - his eye movements, timing, volume, body posture, etc. He finesses it well - the best performance in my eyes. Well, actually, Carrie Henn is also amazing as Newt - this was her first acting, PERIOD. No school plays, no disturbing beauty pageants, nada. Gale Anne Hurd (producer and Cameron’s wife) relates in the commentary that what set her apart was that the vast majority of girls who auditioned had been trained to smile so much that they didn’t accurately display the trauma that Newt went through. Henn didn’t make her career in acting, though - she’s in the commentary briefly and Hurd notes that she chose a “normal life,” but no details. I’m guessing she became a basket case after the movie and mostly eats cats for sustenance - mostly.

Lance Henriksen, as always, does a magnificent job. Bishop’s character is compassionate and anxious to please. Ripley and the audience are immediately suspicious due to Ash’s betrayal in “Alien,” when, in fact, Bishop acts exemplary throughout, although the suspicion is triggered again by Bishop’s fascination whilst examining the face-hugger and also at the end when he seems to abandon Ripley and Newt. A little piece of commentary trivia is that Henriksen, at one point, wanted Bishop to have two pupils in his eyes - he’s fond of having something physical to associate with his characters. Cameron nixed this as being over the top - a good decision in my one-pupiled eye.

Regarding the ensemble acting, Cameron’s direction and Ray Lovejoy’s editing accomplishes a difficult task - capturing 5+ actors in a scene with rapid dialogue in a fashion that doesn’t betray the audience or the actors. It’s not something you usually pay attention to, because when it’s done well, you don’t notice, but when it’s not done well, it’s sometimes the reason you’re looking for when a scene doesn’t work. Cameron and Lovejoy make this an example of how it’s done well.

Stan Winston is also on the commentary. He was a second unit director and, more notably, created the alien effects. His commentary gave me a new appreciation for the type of miniatures work that was done - this was before CGI was an affordable option. The use of models involves a “forced perspective” to make the models look their intended size. In addition, cameras were run at a high-rate of speed to give this illusion. As a result of the camera speed, the crew manipulating them had to make them move that much faster. It’s a great technique - it looks so good that I wonder if its ever used today - obviously I’m not much of a special effects geek or I’d know - it’s probably too expensive when digital effects are available. Oh - the first shot of the queen, and most of the queen shots, however, aren’t a miniature - it’s a 14 foot puppet. Impressive stuff, throughout. I want that puppet. With a SDM built-in (see previous post).

Some trivia:
- The shoot for this film was only 65 days.
- Sigourney Weaver got a million bucks for the film because the producers didn’t work out the deal before numerous other commitments had been made and, apparently, she had a great agent.

Nitpicks:

- The Marines’ behavior rings false to me in the beginning. The characters are too stereotyped and the lack of discipline shown seems out of place. This doesn't persist throughout (mainly because they die off - Hudson, Vasquez and Gorman start acting like soldiers eventually when the shit hits the fan). There are valid arguments to be made (they’re special forces, traumatized themselves, among others), but it’s my gut reaction.
- The long shots of the drop ship flying show the age of the movie even more than "Alien," I think - they’re pretty 2D - it looks like a model in front of a screen. Given the amazing illusions involved with the miniature work elsewhere, the long ship shots in space and flying back into the burning facility at the end stick out to me - a true nitpick.
- The only possible writing/direction misstep I see in this film occurs when Ripley rescues Newt and purges the egg room with fire. She launches grenade after grenade, round after round, and she NEVER targets the queen (except for her egg sack)? It could be argued she was distracted by the face huggers and the warriors, but she seems to have time to select her targets and given Ripley’s character, I think she really would have launched everything at the queen until it was dead. There is the neat dynamic where she looks at the queen, the queen recognizes her precarious position and the warriors back off - but then Ripley torches the place anyhow? This certainly isn’t a major misstep, but I think a shot of her targeting the queen and the queen getting cover or something would have sufficed to account for this. I’ve probably missed something here. If I did, then it’s a misstep on Cameron’s pacing (joke).

A great movie - I haven't mentioned Bill Paxton or Paul Reiser, either - Hudson's quotes live on in pop culture, and Reiser's performance is also very good. I'll have to let them get the short end of the stick for this post.

More info:

Wikipedia article on "Aliens"
IMDB "Aliens" entry

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Snow Edict of Doom™ 2011 - ALIEN gush

"Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility." -Ash

I enjoyed my first night of 2011’s Snow Edict of Doom™ by viewing the blu-ray of “Alien.” This is very high on my all-time favorite movie list. There are many themes running throughout that are subtly interwoven into a sci-fi masterpiece: feminism, populism, classism, the intersection of technology with human psychology, and many more. There have been books written entirely on the character of Ripley. Hell, there’s even a Shelley/Ozymandias visual reference thrown in. In spite of all of these themes, none of them are too overbearing or exaggerated. In addition to its societal statements, it stands out on a variety of other levels.

It is both a science fiction and horror movie. Its pacing is nothing short of brilliant – when you think someone is going to catch it in the face they don’t. Eventually, they do, of course, but it does a great job of keeping you on your toes even after multiple viewings.

I’m not sure where to even begin with the parasitic face-huggers other than to say, well, gross! I’ve read some allusions to male rape and the androgynous images throughout but if you’re taking the time to read ol’ doug’s blurbs, I’m not going to elaborate, however I must further mention the art design and special effects. H.R. Giger’s design of the alien and sets is unmatched in its creepiness and melding of the organic and mechanical as well as the previously mentioned androgyny. This film was made in 1979! 1979! This was a mere two years after Star Wars and even though its only beginning to show its age in this regard, it was astounding for its time. The fight with Ash is not a special effects highlight certainly, but when they turn Ash back on, it makes up for it by being one of the tensest moments in the film - a fantastic performance by Ian Holm.

In addition to the problem with the special effects during the fight with Ash, it is not a perfect movie, although the flaws are minor in my opinion. There’s a scene of apparent rain in a cargo bay. Maybe it’s condensation, but you could argue that it didn’t make any sense. The self-destruct feature seems out of place on a commercial tow vehicle, but it could be argued that it was put in place for the very reason it was used for, except that the quarantine procedures, albeit their subversion, would seem an adequate measure. It’s a little overboard to design a self-destruct sequence in case the crew gets out of line. As we find out in “Aliens,” the company was most distressed by the destruction of the ship, so why have that “feature?” I’m grasping here to find negative points, so I’ll end on another positive one – the blu-ray makes me very happy. It includes the theatrical release and the director’s cut. I’ve read that Ridley Scott got the cut he wanted for the theatrical release and says the director’s cut is not necessarily preferred – it’s more of an alternate cut. I watched the theatrical release. The transfer is beautiful. I can’t wait to watch the others in the series.

More info:

"Alien" Wikipedia article
"Alien" IMDB entry

Even the trailer is great. Embedding is disabled for it, so hop on over to YouTube to check it out.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Raging Bull

I christened my Blu-Ray player with "Raging Bull" - a Scorsese flick I'm ashamed to admit I hadn't seen. This is an amazing film - I think I was struck most by the use of cameras, women and fighting (natch) during slow-motion sequences. All of them are loved and, at times, manipulated well by Lamotta, but ultimately destroy him. This was Pesci's first major film and he is spectacular. I need to see "Ordinary People" again, but I can't imagine how that beat this out for best picture in 1980.

I think I stayed away from this movie because of my general queasiness with blunt-force, pugilistic trauma. After seeing it, I will probably not watch it again because my fears were realized. However, the cinematography is breath-taking and was worth the pain.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

To Have and Have Not

I watched Howard Hawks's "To Have and Have Not" film (loosely) based upon Ernest Hemingway's novel of the same name. This was Humphrey Bogart's (Harry "Steve" Morgan) and Lauren Bacall's (Marie "Slim" Browning) first movie together - they purportedly fell in love during the filming. Their chemistry is undeniable. Walter Brennan plays Eddie, Harry's alcoholic friend. Brennan's Eddie is a little over the top to our modern tastes, I think, but is lovable none the less. The Germans are a little curious as the head officer appears Samoan, but I'm sure the Germans enlisted creeps both far and wide.

The story isn't what you watch this movie for. You watch it for Bacall's and Bogart's performances, waiting for the classic lines such as "put your lips together and blow." As a bonus, Hoagy Carmichael plays Cricket, and provides a couple of velvet-voiced performances.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Music - The Decemberists, Charles Bradley, Wanda Jackson

I've recently listened to The Decemberists' "The King Is Dead." I enjoy everything about this album except for one thing: Colin Meloy's voice. I like everything else, the songs, arrangements, and I like Meloy's lyrics, even his $10 words, but the voice... maybe I should give it more time.



I purchased the debut album from Charles Bradley, "No Time For Dreaming." Daptone Records can do no wrong, it seems. It's great to see older artists making a name for themselves after toiling for years searching for a music career.



I'm really enjoying this - it doesn't have the immediate kick of, say, an Aloe Blacc, but it's solid songwriting that transmogrifies (speaking of $10 words) into a warm soul blanket after only a few listens.

I also listened to Wanda Jackson's new album, "The Party Ain't Over" that was produced by Jack White. Again, love the music, love, love, love White's guitar playing, but, again, this artist's voice is not one I can listen to repeatedly.

Here's a video of her in her heyday - what a firecracker:



Here's her and Mr White's recent appearance on Letterman:



Again, love the music and love the idea of older performers getting their ya-yas out, but the voice... God bless her and America, though.

Looking forward to the new North Mississippi Allstars album next week.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

The History of Western Philosophy - Socrates

Socrates looms large in Philosophy's history, but, as Russell notes, "is a very difficult subject for the historian." Russell outlines some notes that are generally accepted as being true:

- "He was undoubtedly an Athenian citizen of moderate means" and well-known.
- He educated the young and, unlike the Sophists, did so for free
- He was tried, convicted and executed in a trial around 399 B.C. on the charge that "Socrates is an evil-doer and a curious person, searching into things under the earth and above the heaven; and making the worse appear the better cause, and teaching all this to others."

Russell relates how most of our knowledge of Socrates comes from two men. One of these was Xenophon, a military man whose intelligence has been called into question by a variety of historians and seems biased towards Socrates as he never discusses what caused Socrates to be persecuted. Russell therefore states that any of Xenophon's discussions of Socrates's philosophy cannot be trusted, but Xenophon's historical accounts of Socrates seem to be reliable and corroborated. The second person is Plato - one of Socrates's students and a witness to his trial. Russell states that although Plato's intelligence is obvious, his writing can be called into question precisely because Plato is a gifted writer:

"Plato... is an imaginative writer of great genius and charm... His Socrates is a consistent and extraordinarily interesting character, far beyond the power of most men to invent; but I think Plato could have invented him. Whether he did so, of course, is another question."


The most famous account of Socrates is Plato's Apology - the speech that Socrates made in defense of himself at his trial. Plato himself admits that this is not a word-for-word retelling and that literary license was taken. However, Russell notes that Plato was present and that Plato's intention is "broadly speaking, historical."

Socrates was put on trial, Russell believes, mainly due to his antagonism towards the aristocracy, of which Socrates was a member. He was convicted of basically corrupting the young. The prosecutor called for death, and in Athenian law, the defense was allowed to propose a lesser punishment. Russell posits that if Socrates wished to avoid death, he could have easily done so by countering the death penalty with a large, substantial fine that would have been paid for by Socrates's benefactors, including Plato. Instead, Socrates countered with an insignificant fine and thus, the death penalty stood.

Socrates is well-known for using the dialectic method to great affect; that is, the method of question and answer to seek knowledge. Russell notes that although Socrates did not invent this method (Zeno, a student of Parmenides is credited with this and with using it on Socrates), he most certainly refined it. Russell also notes that if the way Socrates's use of the dialectic method in the Apology is in any way truthful, it is not difficult to see why "all the humbugs in Athens would combine against him."

Russell then explains that Socrates was most concerned with ethics as the dialectic method does not answer questions that have to deal with empirical science. When Socrates attempts to do so in regards to Geometry in some of Plato's later dialogues, Russell states that he asks leading questions that any judge would disallow. Russell says that although this slowed later philosophers' scientific progress, Socrates's use of the dialectic method was excellent at uncovering logical errors - a useful trait.

"Perhaps 'philosophy' might be defined as the sum-total of those inquires that can be pursued by Plato's methods. But if this definition is appropriate, that is because of Plato's influence upon subsequent philosophers."

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Movie Report

I've recently seen the following: A Prophet, Black Swan, Exit Through the Gift Shop, and Restrepo.

A Prophet - A French film about an Arab man who goes to prison very green and not only adapts, but climbs his way up through a criminal underworld. This movie has been universally praised for its straight, non-manipulative portrayal of prison. Here's the trailer:



I'm not as gaga about it as most critics are, but it's very good. The pacing was good, it was watchable in spite of the subject matter, but I didn't find it to redefine the genre of prison films as some critics have said it does. I need to see it again.

Here is the link to Filmspotting's review of the film and an interview with the film's director and star, Jacques Audiard and Tahar Rahim.

Black Swan - The first dance/dream sequence is an amazing piece of film-making. My impression coming away from this film is that the dance sequences are exquisitely filmed and the acting and portrayal of obsession are also very good. I think it goes off the rails a little bit with the effects and horror movie aspects, but not too much. Go see it - the dancing scenes alone make this film viable.



I don't find myself enjoying A.O. Scott's reviews, mostly due to their length and pretense, but he is a masterful writer. Here's his Black Swan review.

Exit Through the Gift Shop - A documentary about a Los Angeles-based shopkeeper, Thierry Guetta's obsession with filming LA street artists leading up to hunting for the famous London street artist, Banksy. The film is directed by Banksy and has a nice twist at the end that questions the nature of art. It is funny and thought-provoking. I watched it via Netflix instant viewing.



Here is Melena Ryzik's review.

Restrepo - A documentary that chronicles the deployment of a platoon of U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan's Korengal Valley. I wanted to see a different movie. This is a very good portrayal of a platoon's tour of duty. Just because I wanted to see a movie that explores more of the macro notions and fallacies of "nation-building," I cannot discredit this documentary. The fact that it is made entirely from the soldiers' points of view is what makes this film special.



I'd link to Michael Phillip's review of it on the Chicago Tribune's website, but the site itself (not to mention the paper) is such a disaster, that I'll link to Filmspotting's Top 10 of 2010 episode where Restrepo is discussed and Phillips is a guest reviewer. Hopefully Phillips will find greener pastures sooner rather than later (sorry for the digression).

Movies I Hope to Get to See

Culling these from Paste Magazine's articles on upcoming films at Sundance and elsewhere, I'm wanting to document the ones that sound interesting to me. I usually dump this sort of thing in my Netflix queue, but I'm far enough ahead of the curve on these that they're not listed in Netflix.

Pete Smalls Is Dead:

At Slamdance - from Paste's article:

The Category: Slamdance, Narrative Feature
The Premise: KC (Peter Dinklage), a former screenwriter turned downtrodden East Coast Laundromat owner, finds himself back in Los Angeles when his dog Buddha is kidnapped by loan sharks. KC reaches out to his friend Jack (Mark Boone Junior), who promises to front the $10,000 “dog” ransom if KC comes to L.A. to attend the funeral of their late friend Pete Smalls (Tim Roth), a famous Hollywood director.



The Key Players: Director Alexandre Rockwell; Peter Dinklage, Steve Buscemi, Tim Roth, Rosie Perez

The Draw: That amazing cast. Buscemi and Roth together for the first time since Reservoir Dogs. The ridiculous blonde wig Buscemi wears. And the ludicrous premise. Delightful.




Page One: A Year At the New York Times - from Paste's article:

The Category: Sundance, U.S. Documentary Competition
The Premise: With the Internet surpassing print as our main news source, newspapers going bankrupt and outlets focusing on content they claim audiences (or is it advertisers?) want, Page One chronicles the media industry’s transformation and assesses the high stakes for democracy if in-depth investigative reporting becomes extinct. At the media desk, a dialectical play-within-a-play transpires as writers like salty David Carr track print journalism’s metamorphosis even as their own paper struggles to stay vital and solvent. Meanwhile, rigorous journalism—including vibrant cross-cubicle debate and collaboration, tenacious jockeying for on-record quotes, and skillful page-one pitching—is alive and well.

The Key Players: Director Andrew Rossi

The Draw: Oh, how can we count the ways this movie could be entertaining? It might be a hard-hitting expose of the unsightly sausage-factory works that goes into producing the world’s most influential newspaper. Or it might be a fast-paced thrill ride through the thousand-and-one split-second decisions that must be made to put out a high-quality daily. Or it could be a hilariously un-self-aware paean to the diligent saints that so many journalists see themselves to be. Or… or… or…




The Green Wave

The Category: Sundance, World Cinema Documentary Competition
The Premise: In early 2009, a new generation of Iranians hoped for change through the upcoming presidential elections. Fueled by youthful exuberance and media technology, a groundswell—the so-called Green Wave—emerged to challenge the status quo, and caused a seismic shift in the political climate. A new brand of revolution seemed to be at hand. All polls predicted challenger Mir Hossein Mousavi would be the country’s next president; however, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was declared the victor, prompting a backlash of unparalleled violence and oppression and a massive surge of human-rights violations that continues today. In this powerful and urgent documentary, filmmaker Ali Samadi Ahadi integrates animation with live-action footage, testimonials, and posts from courageous Iranian bloggers, who dared to tell the world about the anatomy of the movement and its devastating consequences. The Green Wave is a remarkable portrait of modern political rebellion, an exposé of government-sanctioned violence, and a vision of peace and hope that continued resistance may galvanize a new Iran.
The Key Players: Director Ali Samadi Ahadi
The Draw: Reminiscent of the beautiful Waltz With Bashir, but with the added twist of integrating actual tweets and other social media into the narrative. It could be the rethinking of the current wave of the digital age that The Social Network promised to be. And it could have far more impact on the world.


THE GREEN WAVE teaser (ENGLISH) from Jan Krueger on Vimeo.

Monday, January 17, 2011

14 Favorite 2010 Albums

I'm finding that I'm enjoying R&B more as I grow older. I continue to enjoy alternative country, americana, folk, roots, or whatever you want to call it. There continues to be a wealth of world music out there that I need to take pains to explore - the same goes for jazz. Great music continues to be made, but the "noise" surrounding it has grown, too. It seems that the internet and other trends continue to bring us a world of options, but have also made it more work to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Out of the numerous 2010 albums that I've listened to, here are my 14 favorites in alphabetical order with a sample song from each. I hope you dig it like chicks dig overalls.

Aloe Blacc - Good Things



Black Mountain - Wilderness Heart



Blitzen Trapper - Destroyer of the Void



Broken Bells - The High Road



The Budos Band - The Budos Band III



Carolina Chocolate Drops - Genuine Negro Jig



Cee-Lo Green - The Lady Killer



I have to include this, too:



I love that.

Dylan LeBlanc - Paupers Field



Janelle Monae - The ArchAndroid



JJ Grey and Mofro - Georgia Warhorse



Johnny Cash - American VI



Mary Gauthier - The Foundling



Midlake - The Courage of Others



and last, but certainly not least:

Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings - I Learned the Hard Way

Saturday, January 15, 2011

The History of Western Philosophy - Heraclitus, Parmenides, Empedocles

I don't have a whole lot to relate about the philosophers I've been reading about. I'm really making this post just to beat the number of posts I made in the entirety of 2010 (4). This is the FIFTH post I've made in 2011. Whew - glad I'm over that hurdle!

So, here's what I've got:

Heraclitus: everything changes
Parmenides: nothing changes
Empedocles: "Great Empedocles, the ardent soul, leapt into Etna, and was roasted whole." There's also the trifle that he discovered air as a separate substance. Oh yeah, he hated beans, too (see Pythagoras). Maybe his discovery of air and hatred of beans was a result of bath farts. There's a hypothesis!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

The History of Western Philosophy - Pythagoras


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Who thought reading a history of Philosophy would be funny? Regarding Pythagoras, credited with first developing deductive reasoning, Russell offers this:

Pythagoras is one of the most interesting and puzzling men in history. Not only are the traditions concerning him an almost inextricable mixture of truth and falsehood, but even in their barest and least disputable form they present us with a very curious psychology. He may be described, briefly, as a combination of Einstein and Mrs. Eddy. He founded a religion, of which the main tenets were the transmigration of souls and the sinfulness of eating beans. His religion was embodied in a religious order, which, here and there, acquired control of the State and established a rule of the saints. But the unregenerate hankered after beans, and sooner or later rebelled.


That's hilarious! "Hankered after beans!" Okay, maybe not Greg-Giraldo-hilarious, but pretty funny for a history of Philosophy. Right? Ahem.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The History of Western Philosophy

I started "The History of Western Philosophy" by Bertrand Russell today. He is a skilled, direct writer. I am encouraged by this as a broad and deep topic does not need to be hampered by imprecise and/or pretentious prose.

From the "introductory:"

Philosophy, as I shall understand the word, is something intermediate between theology and science. Like theology, it consists of speculations on matters as to which definite knowledge has, so far, been unascertainable; but like science, it appeals to human reason rather than to authority, whether that of tradition or that of revelation. All definite knowledge - so I should contend - belongs to science; all dogma as to what surpasses definite knowledge belongs to theology. But between theology and science there is a No Man's Land, exposed to attack from both sides; this No Man's land is Philosophy. Almost all the questions of most interest to speculative minds are such as science cannot answer, and the confident answers of theologians no longer seem so convincing as they did in former centuries. Is the world divided into mind and matter, and, if so, what is mind and what is matter? Is mind subject to matter, or is it possessed of independent powers? Has the universe any unity or purpose? Is it evolving towards some goal? Are there really laws of nature, or do we believe in them only because of our innate love of order? Is man what he seems to the astronomer, a tiny lump of impure carbon and water impotently crawling on a small and unimportant planet? Or is he what he appears to Hamlet? Is he perhaps both at once? Is there a way of living that is noble, in what does it consist, and how shall we achieve it? Must the good be eternal in order to deserve to be valued, or is it worth seeking even if the universe is inexorably moving towards death? Is there such a thing as wisdom, or is what seems such merely the ultimate refinement of folly? To such questions, no answers can be found in the laboratory. Theologies have professed to give answers, all too definite; but their very definiteness causes modern minds to view them with suspicion. The studying of these questions, if not the answering of them, is the business of philosophy.


He goes on to explain why it's relevant to pursue this seemingly Sisyphean endeavor - "To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without being paralyzed by hesitation, is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can still do for those who study it."

It's been a long time since I've changed the oil in the brainpan - this feels daunting, but also very refreshing.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

12 Books to Read During 2011

I'm going to participate in Roof Beam Reader's 2011 TBR Pile Challenge. Here are my 12 books from my tbr (to be read) pile:

The Darkness That Comes Before - R. Scott Bakker*
Let the Right One In - John Ajvide Lindqvist
Consent to Kill - Vince Flynn
The Boxer Rebellion - Diana Preston
A History of Western Philosophy - Bertrand Russell
The Polish Officer - Alan Furst
Woken Furies - Richard K. Morgan
I Married a Communist - Philip Roth
American Gods - Neil Gaiman
Feast of the Goat - Mario Vargas Llosa
Occidental Mythology - Joseph Campbell*
Foucault's Pendulum - Umberto Eco
Chicago: City on the Make - Nelson Algren
The Havana Room - Colin Harrison

* - alternates

The most amibitious book, I think, is "History of Western Philosophy," by Bertrand Russell. In the event I find it too daunting, I have "Occidental Mythology" by Joseph Campbell as a worthy alternate.

It's somewhat disconcerting to lay out these books as my reading list for all of 2011. I tend to be spontaneous with my picks, but maybe there is value in having this structure.

"Consent to Kill" would probably not be on my list if an acquaintance of mine hadn't already lent it to me and implored me to read it.

Giddy up.

Saturday, January 01, 2011

Happy New Year

Happy New Year!

I feel like starting off the New Year with a blog post to get my brain's RPMs up a little this morning.

I'm trying to catch up on all the music releases in 2010 that I missed and there's quite a few. This was inspired by my friend's "Best of 2010" list. I had heard exactly 1 out of the 10 records he listed. So, in the meantime, I got caught up on Avi Buffalo, Cee-Lo Green, Black Label Society, and a few others. I simply don't enjoy a lot of modern music that are critics' darlings. I can abstractly respect most of it, but most of it simply leaves me cold - there's no emotional component in it for me.

Once I give myself time to pour through the music of 2010, I'll see if there's enough I like to do a top 10 and discuss in more detail.

More later - thanks for reading.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Standard Operating Procedure

I watched the Errol Morris documentary "Standard Operating Procedure" this afternoon. The film's subject are the infamous incidents and accompanying photographs that took place at Abu Ghraib prison in the fall and winter of 2003.

It was disgusting to see the pictures that weren't published before. It was also interesting to hear from those involved, most notably Lynndie English. The film questions what went on outside of the pictures, what higher-ups were involved and the notion of how the army defines "standing operating procedure" ("standard operating procedure" is a misnomer) and torture.

Lynndie English blames it on her boyfriend, who is currently serving 10 years for orchestrating the now public poses and stunts. Another participant claims she was just taking the pictures as evidence for later, although she, herself, is smiling in all of the photographs. She says that it's a natural reaction to getting her photgraph taken. Yeah, but standing in front of naked, hooded detainees simulating sex acts?

I don't know. I'm sure there were a lot of higher-ups who knew what was going on and these soliders were thrown underneath the bus. However given that quantity and quality of the photographs, wherein all the soldiers look like they're having a grand old time, I think it's still, at the very least, unfortunate, and Lynndie English in particular seems to still derive pleasure from it. I wasn't there, it was a very dangerous job, etc., so I don't wish to be heavy-handed on the judgement. Certainly the army has taken care of that. I think it's best seen as an example of what can occur during war, and that we, as Americans, are not immune to commiting heinous acts.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Byrne/Eno, George R.R. Martin

I listened to David Byrne and Brian Eno's latest album, "Everything That Happens Will Happen Today." I've listened to it once, and I like it. After listening to too much falsetto, breathy and otherwise affected voices that the critics laud today (Bon Iver, TV on the Radio, etc.), it's nice to hear Byrne, well, sing. Not that he (or Eno) isn't without pretense, but I, for one, can not sit through another album of every song being sung falsetto. WTF?! Ahem. Back to the record, it's their first collobaration in 30 years since "My Life in the Bush of Ghosts," which I think is a GREAT record with its signature Eno soundscapes and signature Byrne polyrhythms. I digress, but I didn't realize until today that the album's name comes from a novel by Nigerian writer Amos Tutuola published in 1954. Anyhow, upon the first listen to "Everything That Happens Will Happen Today," I realized I was subconsciously hoping for "My Life in the Bush of Ghosts 2" or something, which is not what the new record is about. However, after giving the songcraft a chance to seep in, I think this will grow on me quite a bit. After listening to perhaps a dozen albums released in 2008, this and the Calexico album, "Carried to Dust" are the only real standouts so far. I have a lot of catching up to do, though. It's fun to discover new music. It's unfortunate we don't have more time to do so.

I've finished rereading "Game of Thrones" by George R.R. Martin and am rereading "A Clash of Kings." These are the first two books in his Song of Ice and Fire series. If you enjoy fantasy and could appreciate an adult, dark take on the genre, you owe it to yourself to read these. I plan to burn through all of them to keep the thread going. If you decide to read these, be prepared for unconventional plot twists, including protagonists and heroes (although it's hard to tell who is a hero sometimes) dying off. My favorite character hasn't died off, yet, but I'm trying to prepare myself in the event that he or she does.

I'm very glad I have music and books (and cigars!) to get me through these cold, Midwestern winters.

Friday, January 02, 2009

2009

Huh. They haven't shut my "blog" down. I guess I'll post.

I was reading "The Best of the A.V. Club 2008," and laughed, again, at their interview with their most famous commentator, ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER concerning a taste test of a potato chip. There's a couple of things that makes me laugh and value this. One, the use of profanity in a creative fashion. Some of you know my fondness for "Deadwood," and ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER uses profanity in a similar fashion. Unlike Deadwood's dialogue, I'm not so sure I'd call ZODAIC MOTHERFUCKER's language poetic, but it's very funny, and in this age of seemingly increasing puritanism, a few (or many) well-placed f-bombs is okay by me.

BASICALLY ITS THE HOTTEST FUCKING CHIP OUT THERE THIS SHIT WILL ROAST YOUR FUCKING TONSILS LIKE HOT COALS AND GO DOWN YOUR ESPOPHAGUS (sic) LIKE FUCKING RAZOR WIRE.


And, my favorite WTF? moment:

LIKE THIS ONE CHICK IS ALL TELLING ME THAT SOMEDAY WHEN I GET A FUTON SHES TAKING ME OUT FOR INDIAN FOOD.


The second thing I love about this is that it's the idea of a person achieving a level of notoriety based on their blog comments alone. Very 2008 and I applaud the Onion for getting it done.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Age of Conan Assassin fatality movie



This is pretty small - click here to see a full-screen version. I love this game.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

D&D Insider

Looks like WOTC might have finally stepped up in terms of its PC offerings. Boing Boing gadgets has some screenshots of this program which will allow you to play D&D 4.0 tabletop over the net with your friends. Sure, other, third-party programs have allowed you to do this before, but they've been hard to configure and generally unwieldy. Hopefully WOTC will get it right. It looks cool, at least.